Tommy is kissing Pam, Katy is kissing girls, and Kanye is kissing his critics asses.
Sex Tape Coming Soon
Ok, really quickly count all the hairs on your head, multiply it by six and add 1. Why? Because then you will have an accurate number of how many times Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee have hooked up. In an interview with Rolling Stone Tommy Lee spilled the beans and told them that Pam and their two sons had moved back in with him. As nice as it is seeing the family get back together I don’t think anyone is convinced that this time around will be any different than the first couple thousand.
You can call us pessimists, but we prefer the term realists. We think it only takes one time to figure out if you’re supposed to be with someone and after it doesn’t work it’s time to move on. Not to say that there is anything wrong with hooking up with an ex for some casual fun while you’re looking for your next partner, but don’t keep trying to make a relationship work. What is Tommy Lee thinking anyways? Maybe Pam was smoking hot when they first got together 10 years ago, but we’re willing to bet he’s got hotter girls throwing themselves at him on the regular now.
She Likes Kissing Girls
If you haven’t heard of Katy Perry, consider yourself informed as of now. This chick is hot in an awkward way, and writes some of the craziest lyrics to ever be played on mainstream radio. Her hit singles so far include “Ur So Gay” and “I Kissed a Girl” and while she seems like a flavor of the week we are kind of hoping she sticks around a bit longer. Her music definitely isn’t what you would usually catch us blasting in the office but there’s something about a line that goes “I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf, while jacking off while listening to Mozart” that is just so entertaining we don’t think we will ever get tired of it.
To be honest, nobody knows if this girl is a lesbian or not, but we’re really hoping she isn’t. Sure we love the thought of her kissing a girl and liking the taste of her chapstick, but we’d much rather taste Katy’s chapstick. It’s about time a Katy Perry came along. We were tired of fug broads like Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen getting all the attention. Check out a couple videos below:
Kanye Keeps His Cool
In a totally unprecedented turn of events, Kanye West didn’t throw a hissy fit when someone threw something onstage at one of his recent “Glow in the Dark” tour stops in Minneapolis on Wednesday night. All Kanye did was address the crowd, ask who did it, and got them removed from the crowd. We can’t ever remember seeing Kanye so calm, videos have even leaked of him freaking out in his sleep.
We’re happy that Kanye kept himself cool, and we understand he takes a lot of heat for being so arrogant and cocky, but we like that about Kanye and we wish he would have lost his shit on whatever bastard kid was throwing stuff on stage. Which Kanye do you like more?
